- Did I book for the right date?
- Where am I sleeping tonight?
- Does it include breakfast? (in Italy, that is usually a resounding NO)
- Is that Harburg or Hamburg?
- Can I get a croissant without 4 kilos of sugar inside it? (In Italy, that is always a resounding NO)
- Can I eat before 8.30? (In Italy, again, a resounding NO)
- Is this awful aeroplane toilet ever going to flush?
- When it does, will it actually take everything with it or am I going to have to declare this an environmental hazard and guard the toilet for the rest of the trip not letting anyone in?
- I can see where I want to be, but how do i get there?
- Wouldn't it be nice if the traffic free zones were actually traffic free?
- Did I write down the name of the airport correctly? Why do cities have more than one airport?
- Where is my luggage?
- How do I say 'Can you speak English?' in Dutch, German and Italian.
- Did that nice lady on the intercom say ('welcome to Milan', or 'would you like some jam?'
Bonngiorno.
2 comments:
*sprechen ze egeleesh?
I can't believe you crashed....
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